Tuesday 5 April 2011

What a tit

  • Tuesday  the 5th of April    What a day, I was in a good mood. I thought I had the perfect get rich scheme, the cash cow. Yes I'm the smart pants. I have fooled all the gambling companies on the Internet. Have I fuck. I thought I won 50.00 pounds, truth is I never. You have to play a certain number of times. Sometimes I question my brain at times. What a dick I am. Thinking me a humble unemployed idiot had devised a plan to outsmart the gaming communities. I mean what a tit. I have watched Casino. I have seen Godfather Part 2, everyone that gambles get fucked. The famous line from De Niro, "The house always wins". So my fool proof plan was a disaster. What's next Peter, well I was thinking of blowing up Parliament. Do you not think they have caught on with the balls up with Guy Fawkes, yeah but i'm peter wood. Grrrr what  a  TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 

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