Bonus Blog

Thanks for taking the time to read the blog. I know that Whitney Houston is in there again, I can only write what the news gives me. Anyway as a way of thank you to everyone. I have decided to do another blog today. As I'm having this weekend off. What you mean yeahhhh, Ill be back on Monday.   Gerald Butler is going into rehab in America, now he's one of the A-List actors. As every actor in Hollywood needs to have rehab to truly have made it, so much for Law Abiding Citizen!. Although no matter if he punched his wife, and pissed all over her couch on a night of drinking. All the women would still do him!. I watched 300 the other night, it's a bit homo erotic, so I thought I'm not being caught watching this and put on Top Gun instead. Cher is coming back out of retirement and going back on the road. That's right the woman that sang IF you could turn back time. More plastic on her than can found on barbie. Probably less of a plastic ming* on barbie than Cher has. If Cher  is making a come back. "God shoot me now".  Russel Bland (Brand) . Has been seen giving yoga to a second girl, in what resembles a homeless costume. I heard that Russel Brand kept a page 3 model up all night, not with sex, she had to guess her last name. OK I heard it was sex, I would feel sorry for her if it was his material,     see you Monday xx 

Friday 24th of January xx

Another day in the fast lane. After losing my car I have had to take the bus. My god it is truly awful, especially the night bus. The driver's are on a go fucki*g slow. I want to go up and say I know you don't have a life, but I do. Step on the gas pedal you kno*. Then you have the courteous, "thanks driver". Who started this should be shot!. Half our country doe's not celebrate our troops in Iraq and Afghanstan. However were quick enough to say "thanks driver", "you the man driver". I sometimes say it, sometimes don't. However when everyone else is getting off the bus and saying it and you don't. You can feel the passengers thinking what a argoant wee shite. I can feel there breath of disapproval on my neck.Why should I be treated as a leper cause I never thanked a bus driver. I tell you what il'l go into all the wards at the hospital and thank the nurses then ill stop past the child line centre and thank all the call workers, then I will stop past the police station and , come on now that won't be happening not in my lifetime  In the news Grave Robbers, no not (Calrista Flockhart and Cathrine Zeta Jones) but at the coffin of  Whitney Houston as she was buried with over 300,000 pounds worth of gold, oh well least she will have another a rush in heaven a gold rush!. Could you imagine if someone boosted the coffin.. That would be one of the funniest things you would ever see, a coffin being carried into cash for gold. Lastly something to cheer us all up, British Gas have slumped in 30% profits, ha ha ha ha ha ha ah cause of the mild winter there off the boil, fu** em !

News reporter dies?

Well the biggest news story today is the journalist Marie Colvin was killed. That's right killed in a WAR torn country what's the chances of that happening?. Now supposedly there is going to be a cease fire for one reporter. It takes one Guardian reporter to cause this. However the death toll is in it's thousands. Mind boggles. I had to laugh when I seen the advert for the Sun newspaper is about to be published on a Sunday. That's right a Sunday, Rupert Murdoch owns both news corporations. . So to be blunt they have just got rid of the News of the World and replaced it with the Sun. Celebrites that were doing coke on a saturday night, having affairs and mudering people, will have to avert from the Saturday shenagiings and do it earler in the week. Cause the News of the World, ahem the Sun will report you. So technically apart from pay offs to certain celebrities and non entities, all they have done is change the name of the paper. Yes that's right, mind boggles again. Not one of my hero's pers'ee however a comic in his own right died Frank Carson. One of his memorable jokes "Didn't see you at camouflage practise today"!. Long live the Frank! Lastly due to the success of the Artist (film) Jack Russel's are in big demand. Idiot's are buying dog's cause there cute in the film. I liked Jaws does not mean I want to go and purchase a Great White Shark, knob*     see you tomorrow xx

Wednesday 22nd of Feb , Mr Sheen and Justin Bieber ?

Wednesday 22nd of Feb.              Pretty lethargic today to be honest, just done my training. I know what your thinking, sculpting the guns, lots of cardio. Nope a clubland DVD that I bought that I have been training to for the past 3 months. Trying to sculpt the six pack, it's forming I can see it and feel it. So looking forward to that.. However will not be walking about with my top off, like half the nutters when there is a spot of sun. I used to do that 5 years ago, without the can of beer in the hand!. Breaking news Charlie Sheen, is going to back on our TV screens, yes that's right you can't keep a good coke head down. Is the TV show about the discovery of human tiger blood. No he plays a ex-baseball player that becomes a shrink. So cue lots of half naked girls, references to Scotch and the half slacks will be back. Hopefully it will be funny unlike two and a half men. Emma Watson (hermione Granger from the Harry potter) is happy at just relaxing and taking time off from shooting movies. Yeah like fu** Emma Watson is sitting at the phone like a girl from babestation, come on ring ya bastar**, baby needs a pair of new shoes or a film. Justin Bieber (brat) is about to publish his personal photo book, there is one with him punching his minder, and the other one is him shoving into a girl's belly button and shouting bingo. The baby sham, Justin Bieber thought his penis was a pube until he pished out of it. Also it's a wonder the child didn't come out black, as his minders do everything else for him. He's the sort of child that has everything and still say's i'm bored. Fuckin* wee pric*

Brit Awards , more like Shi* Awards

Hello guys and dolls. Ding Dong. News   Gigs (ryan) lifts gag off of Imogen, is that ball and gag. No it means that she can talk to the press. Hmm has she not been doing that anyway!. I had that Imogen Thomas back at a party at my flat, she had to much to drink and trashed the place, she is banned bloody home wrecker. In other news it was the Brit's last night, yes the British Musical Calender of the year, basically when over inflated ego's give themselves another pat on the back for another great marketing year. As hardly any of the artist's write there own tracks. Blur were nominated for life time achievement award, life time achievement, showing that Oasis front man Noel Gallagher must of been lying when he said that Damon Albarn had aids. The big story of the Brits is that Adelle flipped her middle finger, as James Corden rushed her on for taking to long, The true story is that she heard that the buffet cart was closing.  Read all about it alien spacecraft seen hovering over New Mexico. I have just watched the footage and I don't think that I'm about to meet a alien, however maybe they have been here for years , as Katie Holmes could be one. Let's look at the fact's she stays with a SCIENtiologist, she never gets to leave the house, like roger the alien from American Dad. She has weird alien eye's. Also she eats her young. Well I have never seen her child since it's birth. Oh and she is a bitch, like from the film alien not  sigourney weaver , the alien. 

Get a load of this x

Well after my day off. I'm ready to blog again. Bad news for me today, the car is gone. After constant payments for a blown exhaust and a burst radiator and wheel's needing to be balanced. I have decided to put it out it's misery and now old Betsy will be joining the likes of Besty elite, Samantha and Escort Mark II (names of my car's). It will be crushed and sold for scrap. In the scheme of things, probably what they will be doing with Joe Mcelderey career. In other news Take that singer Gary Barlow has just come a dad again, that mean's he will be cleaning up sick and changing nappies and feeding, and that's just for Robbie Williams. Singer Adelle has been back in the news with the cyber bullying. I mean the fat jokes are appalling , but one that caught my eye. was that Adelle stated that Brit school kept her from having kids. Some bloke wrote no the fact that you were fat and ginger did that. Now that's funny , cruel but funny. Also in the news is that were making Gypsies steal, yes that's right cause we take them out at night hand them a set of bolt cutters and tell them if they don't steal that bike there not a real Gypsy, but a imposter!. One Gypsy said that being  a Gypsy I have to hate the police. Well if that's the case I must be a Gypsy, I'll ask my mam if I we were constantly moved on from the council. Lastly get your eggs quick for egging your teachers house as there is supposedly a pancake rush. Not that kind of rush, mind you with teenagers snorting plant feeder wonder there not rushing out to get there next fix of a pancake rush. If you could get such a rush would the quip I'm off to powder my nose, would be I'm off to flower my nose. Till the morn peeps xx

Sunday, and yep you guessed it there is fuck all on TV and yes that's right I have Sky!. I mean why do I pay for it?. Whitney Houston funeral has died and Daily Star  lead with Whitney Houston had her drug dealer pretending to be a autograph hunter to sell her cocaine. Strange, that. So to fool the DEA in America, just pretend your a autograph hunter.  The biggest news story of the day is the video that was released with the two boxers having a fight, David Haye and Chisora. The funny thing was that David Haye was trying to bate Kiltichso. Then Chisora decided that he would approach Haye and square up to him, think home and away fight scence. The thing that puzzled me, not a scratch of any of the boxers the trainer is bleeding (ROcky 3). Then Chisora shouts out you bottled me Haye. No you bottled it against Klitischo. The police have put out a description for the boxer David Haye, as they cant find him anywhere. They are even thinking of staging a fake fight and asking people to come in barefooted so they can check for a broken toe. See ya tomorrow x 

Lost Plans?

What's on the news agenda today, terrorists of course it seems to be the Vogue with the news stations. Were getting worse with our terror alert. Bombs this and bombs that. Soon people will be scared to say see that guy he's the Bomb, for fear of a van screeching and taking him away as a terror suspect.  In the news today some titjob form Hartlepool, downloaded a nuclear plant power stations weakness and left it on a USB stick in India. Of course if he left it say in Portugal. It would be less of a threat, but cause it's India. Were on Terror alert defcon 4. Seem's a little racist to me, but that's the Sun newspaper for you!.  I think a lot of people that find the USB stick will be like, wow it's Hartlepool's power plant. Where the fuc* is Hartleppol. No they will be  thinking , cool a extra USB stick. I'll download a movie on this!. I mean it's hardly the blueprint to the Death Star. Maybe in Star Wars that's what happened. Some stormtrooper called Eric, head of Death star safety, went to the toilet and lost the plans to the battlestation. Then he thought  "shi* i've lost the plans to the battlestation". "Oh well it's not like it's going to land into the rebels hand". "Plus they think this place is a moon"!. |Then when the rebels are attacking, the death star. Stromtrooper Eric, is like "shit, I'm going to have to go to a empire tribunal, over this". "Could lose my job over this fuc* up".  "I Could be demoted to Endor, filling tax bills for the Empreor. Great wont able to afford the Tie fighter. What am I going to tell the wife!. 


Also in the news is that the military have decided to slash their budget's. By a whopping 14%. The Taliban are absolutely delighted at this news. As they have been buying from us and the Americans for far to long. They thought the sale would come sooner. The UK and American governments say that they want to award there customers for being so faithful to them!. They would also like to thank the Taliban for there contribution to there sales of weapons in the middle east. One Taliban spokesman says's "that this is great news from the West", he knew if the Taliban showed faith in the consumer, they would benefit overall    See you Monday                      PEACE OUT x 

Kindling?

Well, Well, Well, Is where water is stored. Anyway "howdy partners". Biggest news story of the year has to be that Towie Stars?are under attack!. In a separate attack one of them was attacked in a nightclub instead of GBH it could be a GHD moment. Second attack was on there hair salon. It was firebombed, now i'm no Columbo, however it would not surprise me that it was not one of them. I mean these fame hungry cow's would do anything for some publicity!. Another theory is that they were to stupid to figure out what a on/off switch means. Supermum Victoria Beckham (VB) , be peter if she was called Victoria Deckham, as then she would be (VD). Who decides that she is a supermum, cause she has a nanny looking after the kids. Surely a supermum would be a mum that takes the time to look after there kids on a limited budget and keeps the kids from turning into menaces, or at least tries to. That's a supermum, not a egotistical workshy , pounting  cun*. Kindles are coming down in price. Ah the kindles, the pad that is a book, that is a pad that is not a book but is a book. Hmmm small problem with a kindle, there nothing like a book!. First off there battery powered. You can't swat a fly with them for fear of braking the screen. Also if your out of bog paper you can't take it into the toilet and rip a couple of pages off. So there nothing like a book. Plus looking into a pad would cause more strain to the eyes than a book ever could. So you purchase a kindle, and then you have to pay money for the e- books, that you want to read. What a offer. Bill Gates would be proud of this marketing strategy. As basically he has been reeming humans for many years, with his pentium processors, 4, 5,, 7.8 ,Infact it was not until Bill Conman Gates got his hands on Microsoft that electronics even dealt in decimals. Bill Gates king of ballbags!!! . 

Greecy Sponge

Hello all, just munching into a packet of Salt n Vinegar crisps, McCoy's to be infact. Only thing is have to wipe your fingers every two minute's to type on the Keyboard. Almost as messy as a orange. I hate orange's and that not a dig at Protestants or Rangers FC. Who now have the theme tune to the beetles. The taxman taking all my dough.Euro news = Greece is pretty much stuffed. It has been asking for more financial help than half of the resident's at Onthank Scheme. Wonder they don't do a fly on the documentary called the Greecy Scheme on BBC 1. Could you imagine what that would be like. Here we have Marvrin the politician, he has just been down the Eurocenter (jobcenter) for a crisis loan. He has to await for his decision. Later in the afternoon, Marvrin has had a call from the Eurocenter(jobcenter) to say that he has been successful, he's over the moon, could not be happier cries the politician and now he's off to collect the money and then for a visit to Farm foods.  I'm not far wrong off that. I did a gig last night at Breakneck Comedy. Went well, raised the energy as noticed from my recent gigs that there was control and timing. However when you strive for this you lose your energy on stage. It was a good night overall and enjoyed it. In local news is that a nightclub in Aberdeen is promoting having sex with strangers on their fliers, The Aberdeen University student society, slammed the fliers. Mind you there is not much chance of that happening with half of them. They would still not score in a bucketful of fannies 

Good morning and I really mean that. That is two days in a row that I have been up at 8am. As a man I have to go through the mundane, brush, shit and shave. Every second morning it's out with the bloody razor to shave off the stubble. I get so sick of this ritual, ah gone are the days that I had bum fluff. Or a top lip tache that would emulate my sister. (She will kill me for writing that)!. What's happening in the news today, same as yesterday. The fundamentalist is being banned from the school run. Wonder what he will do all day with his spare time. I wonder if fundamentalists play Bomberman all day on the old Super Nintendo?. Surely they must do!. I didn't lay bombs in real life, but loved playing Bomberman. I would imagine that would be one of there past times. SCENE, "Ah Abdul look at you laying the bomb in the corner", "ya divvy!". "Yes Abdul you lay it as bad as a western would" "Oh shut, up your puttting me off"  In other news  Jamie pucker, pookah , Oliver, has found a million while shifiting stuff, yes that's right 1 million pounds. I think all of us should have a extra look down the back of the sofa and move the living room about. I never found a million pounds worth of weaponry. However I did find half a chocolate digestive, a sock and a writing pen. To end on a Art Attack quote "Try it yourself, change around your house to see what you can find!. And I will see you next time xx 

Houston and Blah

Hello, the weekend has been and gone and it's back to the blog. I always find it tough to write on the Monday. No idea why. It's like I have had the school summer holidays as a youngster and back at school and forgotten how to hold a pen. Strange how I never forgot  how to get into mischief!. I think my teachers were thinking the same!. I was at the dentist today, getting a filling and lovely injection. I don't mind the needle it's the numbness of your lip, not bad when it's like that when your high on cocaine eh Whitney Houston, but a pain in the backside when there is no high. Plus you have a top lip that would make Clint Eastwood proud, although there are only so many times where you can say do you feel lucky punk, well do ya. As referenced before Whitney Houston died at the weekend and the jokes were flying thick and fast. Here is my homemade one. I heard that Whitney Houston is making a sequel to the Bodyguard it's called Body bag. Is it a shame that she died, well she did have a weekend binge and then had a lie down in  the bath. See if she was skint, or living in a deprived home your lucky to get your head under the water, let alone get your feet wet. The other story in the news is that Rangers Football Club is about to go into administration, could you imagine it was Celtic, instead of "youll never walk alone". It would be "youll never get a loan".....    Till the morn guys and dolls,  Oh and special mention to Bizz and Emma Smart for saying that they enjoy my Blog xx 

Spinning the news x

Last night I was down in Edinburgh doing @ the Shack Comedy club. It should of went better, but ended up speaking about my peppercorn sauce rash, which is really getting on my tit's, literally. Learnt a lot but need to lose the self awarness and have more fun. Coming home from the Shack, I thought I was in a epilouge of Evil Dead. I could not see anything. I thought it was a foghorn that I heard. But then I realised it was the Dundee accent!.
      My car broke down and I was lay by at the garage. Asked the guy at the garage if he had any coolant, he spent 10 minutes looking for it, come back and said "No we don't have any coolant". Then this guy helps me with the car says you need coolant. Asks the garage attendant if he has Antifreeze, guy said yeah we do. I was like that is bloody coolant, as everyone knows antifreeze is coolant!!!, Apart from a man that works in the garage and people say there is not enough irony in this world. Just as well I never asked him for a double decker (choc bar), he would of come back with a bus. 
   Macaulay Culkin is looking gaunt and unwell, like he has been stung by a bee if anyone remembers and dies's in my girl. If only he was allergic to bee stings, I would planting  a big plot of sunflowers at Makuly CUlkins garden. Funny how is he now detorationg quicker than Scotland's Six Nations hopes.  Micheal Jackson and Mackuly Culkkin became good friends, MJ, couldn't wait to introduce himself when he found out a minor was home alone. 
    In other news Lady Ga Ga, goes topless for her promo for her new tour. She plans to tour the whole of the US, with a stop in a state called Tennesee. Once she has arrived it will be called Pennisesee. Which people will be saying yeah I did and it was gross. 

Unwell , glum face

Oh well not feeling to great today, and yesterday as I ate some peppercorn sauce and have a nettles rash all over me. For fu** sake. However over the worst of it now. But skin is burning badly. Have to go to a gig in Edinburgh as I'm a gig whore. In fact when it comes to gigging, it's like I just open my mouth and take it. I mean gigs obviously. Fabio Capello is sacked from the FA and of course Harry Rednapp is in line to take the job he just needs to transfer his money into a offhsore account and out some of the revenue under his dog's name. In other news the classy paper the Sun, is creating a campiagn to kick out Abu Quata out of this country, Sun goes with the title help the Sun kick out Abu Quata by signing the petition to hand to the Prime Minster. Oh and guess what, they will even pay his air fare home. Wow the Sun will do all that just for column inches and profit. Yes they will stump up 114.99p for a easy jet fare. Hmmm why if we were kicking out a fundamentalist would we want to delay his flight for several hours. Would we not want him out of the country asap. Seems pretty reckless to put him with easy jet, for instance his luggage will get lost and he will be sitting at a airport with more time to plot. Also the security at Easy Jet are that incompetent that they make the Taxi Marshall's look competent, TWAT*

Snippets of news

Naked Pedalo pair abandon their third Atlantic crossing trip. Had to take a second glance at this title of a news story. Yeah I thought it was Padeo, the news story is not important. Watch out for the Piranhas, yes we have the cougar , older women that want to be with younger men. Now you have the Piranha, any woman that gets into bed with a rich man and becomes pregnant and then lives off there life style. Like most men I have more chance of meeting a Piranha on a voyage on a boat down the Nile, than meeting a real life Piranha as like most men I'm skint. Fashion label, Umbro? have sacked John Terry after the race trial goe's to court, What I was more concerned was that Umbro was seen as a fashion item, Umbro is fashionable as John Terry fragrance, (Prejudice). Yes this is a made up name,  he Doe's not have a fragrance. You could of had Asshole, Cu** etc..  The Sun newspaper is in court for the Leveson Enquiry, for the phone hacking scandal, however the Sun editor boasts that although it can be questioned for the unlawful and inhumane phone hacking it has been there for Cervical Cancer and fought to give Breast Screening. Also brought the country to a stand still with the fuel crisis, supported the war in Iraq, Supported Tony Blair,  and  Supports the Queen. I don't want to be writing to much about the Sun Newspaper as lets face it it's just over hyped shit roll!!. Oh and also supported a man that punched another man that was on fire. Wrote his columns for him. Also tried to get him as a politician into the Scottish Parliament. Yes that's right the Sun did that!!!.  Lastly Denise Welch, has reported a Internet troll, to the police for saying vial things about her, maybe the police should have a look under a bridge, they would of been there before. Not now though as England  introduced toll bridges.    Till the morn xx 

Superbowl , Madonna

Tuesday the 7th of February. Did anyone watch the biggest show on earth. No me neither?. I use to love the Superbowl when I was younger. However that was when there were hardly any adverts. I mean soon as the ball goes in the air and looks like it will be caught, but the player will be sacked. Boom, advert, advert, advert. They have really ruined that sport. Madonna was performing or as I like to call her the incredible sulk, as one she is a total BITCH, and 2, she is built like a HULK, so but them both together and you have the incredible sulk. Queen? Madge, is not happy as a rapper was the focal point and not her. Get a grip. I mean you were performing in front of millions , you are the age to qualify for a AXA, life assurance policy. Can you not just grow up a little!. Kayne West is back in the paper saying that he only drives around with people that wear 100% cotton. Now wait a cotton picking minute. Why have such strange demands. Just because you become famous, doesn't mean that you have to change your whole vision on the world. I mean why could he not be, if your not cool, nice, friendly you don't travel with him. Also why cotton, I mean is that not what slaves had to pick many years ago. Seems a bit of weird one, considering some of his descendants might of been picking cotton. However that is Kayne way out West!. Just to clarify, "That is not a racist quote, just a observation and generally in black America that is what most of African Americans done for a living". xx 

Terry Choc Orange

Gddday, I cant not believe what I woke up to this morning, politician caught speeding, then the downright cheek of Chris Hume thinking he can get away with it. No mate in the words of Alan Bast*rd, I mean Alan Sugar your FIRED!!!. Also in the news the arse wipe of football has been stripped of the England captaincy, again. Shagging your best mates wife, he got away with. Street brawl he got away with. Saying racist comments to other black players. He should be banned for 2 years. He is a total asshole, the biggest prick in football (he wishes). Also in the news well 5 news, so no one was watching it. Was that all 20 premiership's clubs will support coming out if your gay. So far not one player has come out to say there gay. Could you imagine the chants, "Does your boyfriend know your here". I mean it is shocking that we live in 2012 and people are scared to say there sexuality for fear of harassment. Mind you in yob culture, which basically still is living and breathing in the football terraces, why would you!. As I fear that "Does your boyfriend know your here". Would have more swear words and anti gay innuendos than would be said by Graham Norton on a night out. Also Pipa Middleton is in the news as alas she dates some twa* from Hogwarts. No not Daniel Radcliffe, or Voldemort, mind you out of the whole of hogwarts he would at least pump her, as out of 10 years all the wizards do is snog. However in the first book Harry Potter and the Philosphers Stone. Harry is playing with his wand under the duvet(Jk Rowlinginit words not mines!). Speaking of Daniel Radcliffe. Do you think he can shake the shackles of Harry Potter, I don't think he will, He will always be a half muckle to me. I mean I fear that he might end up like Mark Hammil, bleat about how he should be more recognised than the rest of the cast of star wars. Even RD-D2 is more famous and likeable than Mark Hammil and he's played by a midget. Got to love midgets though, people that don't see a midgets for who they are long sighted instead of short sighted   BOOM BOOM xx

Unwildly Prepared and Gwyneth Paltorw

Did a gig last night for the guys at Wildly Unprepared. Improv can be hit and miss. Also the sceptic in me noticed they were younger, so thought here we go lots of inapporpiate swearing, more usage of the word cu** than would be used on me meeting the cast of the Only Way is Essex. However I was shocked at the high standard of comedy and for the fresh approach to comedy that they bring to Aberdeen. Well done guys!. News story today is that Gwyneth Paltrow keeps her husband and marriage happy because of her diet. No Mrs Paltrow as you are both blander than bland, I mean why would you argue with each other. Coldplay instead of going out getting smashed, fuck*ing groupies, trashing hotels. The members of Coldplay go home and go to bed ROCK AND ROLL, (insert rift on gutair,). shhhhh not to loud Chris Martin is trying to sleeep!. Imagine all Gwyneth Friends, OK lets for this example pretend that she has friends. Having Coldplay and Paltorw all in one room, Chris Martin to Gwyneth, pass over the Ryvita honey. Gwyneth to Chris, I think the band have eaten them all. Aww you guys. I told you to go nuts, but come on guys a little respect.! ROCK AND ROLL. Funny if one of the band members went a bit mental that night and ate some APPLE, x 

Tweety pie

Sky called today, at around 2pm to go offer some information. The last few months of the bill. That was it. I could find this information off my bank statement. So next time maybe ring with a offer or don't call at all!. Another day, another celebrity scandal on the twitter Cheryl Cole has fallen out with Harvey, nope I have no idea who is either. Sun newspaper leads with headline "your having a laugh", with no actual evidence from both sides. They take the side of Cheryl, former singer ahem member of Girls Aloud fame, ahem minor status. Good ol Cheryl Cole, a national treasure, cause she won x-factor with her Alexandra Burke, whos went onto to song 2 songs and that's about it!. Mind you did like one of them, bad boys, (no I'm not gay). Where do they have there fall out in a restaurant, in a cafe, in a bar, nope on a social networking site. Yeah what happened to the keep your privacy. Instead of airing your virtual dirty washing. Of course arse made of Teflon  Cheryl Cole, will come out of this squeaky clean. Of course I mean after her troubled time last year with her public humiliation of being axed from the American X-Factor. Not because of her accent, as people in America were like "who"?, "she was in what"?   from Girls Aloud, "sounds like the sign that Charlie Sheen has on his dressing room door". No Cheryl you were sacked cause you were shit. As for the other guy Harvey, Again still don't know even after a rummage through Wikipedia. I thought it was the name of Cheryl's dog, but then of course that is Nicola Roberts.