GYM

• Monday 31st May       Just back from the gym, oh the gym what a nightmare, full of knobs. I hate it when the gym guys that pump far to much weights, just throw the weights on the floor, then they shout ahhhhhhhhhh. It's like there is no need to bounce the weights on the floor, your not entering strongman. I mean you will be back to the gym the morn, wearing your wife beater shirt and no doubt drinking Stella, you knob jockey. Then you have the guys that go on the cross trainer, but go at such a low setting there legs are going that fast, they look like bloody road runner, wonder they don't go meep meep. Next time your in the gym look at them, you will see a Wile E Coyote behind them preparing a acme sling shot.  You want to tell them, here mate you are not working out at all going that fast, try it on a harder setting. However they would get all upset and that would cause a atmosphere and I don't think the gym needs that with Brutus, Spartcus and Bluto  grunting every 10 reps, effing  twwwwwwwwwwwattss, till the morn