BPD MAN

Thrusday 2nd May           Oh well ask for sun and you get sun, morale of the story be careful what you wish for. It's so hot in this bloody house of mine. What comes's with the summer sun, yeah that's right bloody beastie's, (insects). They are everywhere, you have to keep the windows open because of the heat. I swear I left the window open last night, got up and there were just spiders and dandy long legs everywhere. It looked like the setting for a tropical forest. The worst beastie (insect) has to the bloody flies there always flying in the window and landing on stuff. File's flying about everywhere little bastard*. Then you try to swat them they just fly away. I have a trick up my sleeve for these flies though, just take some dog shit into the house and put it down on your floor, then wait till they land and stamp on them ha ha take that you filthy little sod's, however not one invention for Dragons Den or a invention programme, as there is dog shit all over your floor. Or alternatively you can buy a fly swatter and attach it to your wall, probably a better approach. You just look weird picking up dog shit in the park.......  Stay happy fuck*ing do one flies.     watching the superb Game of Thrones, getting bloody good x