Sat 7th of Jan +Study's and Researchers , bite me

I can't wait for the weekend to beign. Oh wait it has!. In today's news, killings, terrorist threats and people dying. I mean where is all the funny stories, such as policeman caught wanking, that's a Bobbie on the beat. You really have to look hard not to find doom and gloom in the news, it's all scaremonger at its best. Which makes it very hard to write a blog. In the news today a bag of groceries costs less now than 1852. WOW. Some total ball bag spent gods knows how much money on this study. I mean who cares if eggs are cheaper or dearer. Go and get a real job you plank! (insert the letter w to change plank to _ank). A Christmas dinner for six will cost more than last year, wait a minute I thought groceries were cheaper. Good to see that Nottingham University has put all the Sheriff of Nottingham taxes to good use. I mean what they going to study next, a man that lifts a toilet seat,  never actually pees on it, it's actually getting a man to lift in the first place says professor Armold Gumble from Michigan, he studied 100 men against one toilet for lifting the yadda , bladda cock off .... In other news I got a jar of Uncle Ben's sweet and sour for a £1.00, I'm going to have a sweet and sour chicken, that will make me feel good. Professor Bruce from Toronto says that Chicken gives us the feel good factor if eaten in moderation, 2 seconds people,     thud, thump, punch , kick, stomp, whack, ow, ow ow, keep quiet Bruce, it's for your own good. That's better, I feel all relaxed now, Till the morn x

Sat 7th of Jan +Study's and Researchers , bite me

I can't wait for the weekend to beign. Oh wait it has!. In today's news, killings, terrorist threats and people dying. I mean where is all the funny stories, such as policeman caught wanking, that's a Bobbie on the beat. You really have to look hard not to find doom and gloom in the news, it's all scaremonger at its best. Which makes it very hard to write a blog. In the news today a bag of groceries costs less now than 1852. WOW. Some total ball bag spent gods knows how much money on this study. I mean who cares if eggs are cheaper or dearer. Go and get a real job you plank! (insert the letter w to change plank to _ank). A Christmas dinner for six will cost an average of £74, £3.70 more than last year, that's right people one study say it's cheaper and another say it's more. Good to see Nottingham University putting all the money they made from taxes to good use. I mean what they going to study next how a baby rolls to one side to fart, "well I think you will find professor of Michigan says that if a baby moves to the side it can yadda , blabba cock off. 


In other news, I went to the shops and got a jar of Uncle Ben's sweet and sour for 1pound, how cool is that. RESULT of the day 

Sat 7th of Jan +Study's and Researchers , bite me

I can't wait for the weekend to beign. Oh wait it has!. In today's news, killings, terrorist threats and people dying. I mean where is all the funny stories, such as policeman caught wanking, that's a Bobbie on the beat. You really have to look hard not to find doom and gloom in the news, it's all scaremonger at its best. Which makes it very hard to write a blog. In the news today a bag of groceries costs less now than 1852. WOW. Some total ball bag spent gods knows how much money on this study. I mean who cares if eggs are cheaper or dearer. Go and get a real job you plank! (insert the letter w to change plank to _ank). A Christmas dinner for six will cost an average of £74, £3.70 more than last year, that's right people one study say it's cheaper and another say it's more. Good to see Nottingham University putting all the money they made from taxes to good use. I mean what they going to study next how a baby rolls to one side to fart, "well I think you will find professor of Michigan says that if a baby moves to the side it can yadda , blabba cock off. 


In other news, I went to the shops and got a jar of Uncle Ben's sweet and sour for 1pound, how cool is that. RESULT of the day 

Friday the 6th of January

Fish Scam in Peterhead. Top story in the news today. Is that 4 trawler men and a company in Shetland have made off with 8 million pounds. By lying about there fishing quota's. That hardly seems right, lying about fish numbers and making millions of pounds. Mind you Simon Cowell has been doing that for years, might as well as be fish, as his product is utter tripe. The European Comission should be looking at his quota's.  I mean I wonder if they will make a documentary of the biggest fish scam in Scotland, since my dad's portion of scampi was eaten by the dog, I wonder what they will call the documentary, A fib called Wanda, Tuna lies, or how about Cod in the Act 3. In other news Big Fat Stinking Gypsy Paddy Doherty avoids jail, for having a brawl, reporters have been trying to track him down, one reporter say it's impossible to track the location when you live in a mobile home. I would say just check for the dog that has more bones showing than posh spice, rubbish and a caravan with a shotgun sticking out the window. I mean not bad if I was to go a kick the living daylights out of someone then I would be jailed. Paddy Doherty gets away with it , of course cause he's a celebrity. Maybe they thought that he has suffered enough. I mean let's face it, he did have to endure Jedward for 2 weeks. See you the morn xx 

5th of Jan

Good Evening to all of you. You have decided to come back and have a read of my blogg. First of all thanks for returning. There is not much happening to be honest in Scotland. The new year has passed and were now all away back to work, no doubt counting down the next days to holidays. Many people will be saying oh that's only 139 sleeps, until I fly off to Mexico, Canada, Isle of Mann. Some of these people feel it's appropriate to put sleep updates on there Face book. Thais right total knob jockeys, I mean like people care when there next on holiday, but they seem to think we care. They get right on my nipple end. In the news Hurricane Bawbag strikes again blowing down tree,s injuring people on a train, some homes in the west of Scotland have had no power, some locals call it shocking, however how can it be, if the homes have no power. In other news a policeman has been caught shoplifting and one of the items has been KY Jelly, now I bet his lover knows what it is to suffer the long arm of the law, i.e (fisting). I have been watching Board-walk Empire Season 1, and I am currently  listening to 50 cent album Get rich or Die trying, speak soon peter

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What a year 2011 was, civil unrest in Egypt, personally I blame the pyramid scheme. Then we had Tunisia, god can people just not try to get along. Its like countries leaders, get annoyed cause one has ate the last cookie at nursery. Then we had the Royal Wedding. I was suppose to be at the Royal Wedding but the rifle bullets didn't fit the rifle, god dam eBay. Then there was the London Riots, there has not been so much destruction in the London area since Michelle Mcmanus visited London Swimming Pool, many Japanese tourists though it was Godzilla, but then they realised that Godzilla does not have ginger hair. Osama was gunned down in his one million pound house, Davina and Channel 4 could of called it the Million Pound Drop Live. Then was the turn of the hurricane ballbag, bawbag in Glasgow. That is my review of the 2011, boom boom 2012 baby and what will begin the year. The return of hurricane bawbag, mental is it, Americans call there hurricanes George, katrina. Scotland hurricane bawbag, next one will be pishflaps, followed by hurricane Mc Cunty. Winds are mental are they they manage to blow down trees and create rail chaos to passengers. I mean come on mother nature, is that all you can do to Scotland disrupt my rail time table, terrorists seem to have the same idea, as does late train drivers.


Another dictator going the way of the do do, its a bad time for megalomaniac, I think other people are looking at other professions, supposdely Robert Mugambi son is looking at a nursing degree, It certainly is safer than the role of dictator. I mean least hitler has some company in hell, he wont be bored, osama bin laden, kim jong the 2, and colneol gadaffi duck. Who will be joining them, personally I think Peter Andre should be down there with them for crimes against humanity. You know that its a new year, as TV is utter gash, think all the soaps have had there big story lines, so now these programmed muppets have to wait all year for the story to be built up again to predictable bullshit. Anyway im going to sign off, thanks for taking the time to read my blogg xxx