Unwildly Prepared and Gwyneth Paltorw

Did a gig last night for the guys at Wildly Unprepared. Improv can be hit and miss. Also the sceptic in me noticed they were younger, so thought here we go lots of inapporpiate swearing, more usage of the word cu** than would be used on me meeting the cast of the Only Way is Essex. However I was shocked at the high standard of comedy and for the fresh approach to comedy that they bring to Aberdeen. Well done guys!. News story today is that Gwyneth Paltrow keeps her husband and marriage happy because of her diet. No Mrs Paltrow as you are both blander than bland, I mean why would you argue with each other. Coldplay instead of going out getting smashed, fuck*ing groupies, trashing hotels. The members of Coldplay go home and go to bed ROCK AND ROLL, (insert rift on gutair,). shhhhh not to loud Chris Martin is trying to sleeep!. Imagine all Gwyneth Friends, OK lets for this example pretend that she has friends. Having Coldplay and Paltorw all in one room, Chris Martin to Gwyneth, pass over the Ryvita honey. Gwyneth to Chris, I think the band have eaten them all. Aww you guys. I told you to go nuts, but come on guys a little respect.! ROCK AND ROLL. Funny if one of the band members went a bit mental that night and ate some APPLE, x