Lost Plans?

What's on the news agenda today, terrorists of course it seems to be the Vogue with the news stations. Were getting worse with our terror alert. Bombs this and bombs that. Soon people will be scared to say see that guy he's the Bomb, for fear of a van screeching and taking him away as a terror suspect.  In the news today some titjob form Hartlepool, downloaded a nuclear plant power stations weakness and left it on a USB stick in India. Of course if he left it say in Portugal. It would be less of a threat, but cause it's India. Were on Terror alert defcon 4. Seem's a little racist to me, but that's the Sun newspaper for you!.  I think a lot of people that find the USB stick will be like, wow it's Hartlepool's power plant. Where the fuc* is Hartleppol. No they will be  thinking , cool a extra USB stick. I'll download a movie on this!. I mean it's hardly the blueprint to the Death Star. Maybe in Star Wars that's what happened. Some stormtrooper called Eric, head of Death star safety, went to the toilet and lost the plans to the battlestation. Then he thought  "shi* i've lost the plans to the battlestation". "Oh well it's not like it's going to land into the rebels hand". "Plus they think this place is a moon"!. |Then when the rebels are attacking, the death star. Stromtrooper Eric, is like "shit, I'm going to have to go to a empire tribunal, over this". "Could lose my job over this fuc* up".  "I Could be demoted to Endor, filling tax bills for the Empreor. Great wont able to afford the Tie fighter. What am I going to tell the wife!. 


Also in the news is that the military have decided to slash their budget's. By a whopping 14%. The Taliban are absolutely delighted at this news. As they have been buying from us and the Americans for far to long. They thought the sale would come sooner. The UK and American governments say that they want to award there customers for being so faithful to them!. They would also like to thank the Taliban for there contribution to there sales of weapons in the middle east. One Taliban spokesman says's "that this is great news from the West", he knew if the Taliban showed faith in the consumer, they would benefit overall    See you Monday                      PEACE OUT x