Snippets of news

Naked Pedalo pair abandon their third Atlantic crossing trip. Had to take a second glance at this title of a news story. Yeah I thought it was Padeo, the news story is not important. Watch out for the Piranhas, yes we have the cougar , older women that want to be with younger men. Now you have the Piranha, any woman that gets into bed with a rich man and becomes pregnant and then lives off there life style. Like most men I have more chance of meeting a Piranha on a voyage on a boat down the Nile, than meeting a real life Piranha as like most men I'm skint. Fashion label, Umbro? have sacked John Terry after the race trial goe's to court, What I was more concerned was that Umbro was seen as a fashion item, Umbro is fashionable as John Terry fragrance, (Prejudice). Yes this is a made up name,  he Doe's not have a fragrance. You could of had Asshole, Cu** etc..  The Sun newspaper is in court for the Leveson Enquiry, for the phone hacking scandal, however the Sun editor boasts that although it can be questioned for the unlawful and inhumane phone hacking it has been there for Cervical Cancer and fought to give Breast Screening. Also brought the country to a stand still with the fuel crisis, supported the war in Iraq, Supported Tony Blair,  and  Supports the Queen. I don't want to be writing to much about the Sun Newspaper as lets face it it's just over hyped shit roll!!. Oh and also supported a man that punched another man that was on fire. Wrote his columns for him. Also tried to get him as a politician into the Scottish Parliament. Yes that's right the Sun did that!!!.  Lastly Denise Welch, has reported a Internet troll, to the police for saying vial things about her, maybe the police should have a look under a bridge, they would of been there before. Not now though as England  introduced toll bridges.    Till the morn xx