Brit Awards , more like Shi* Awards

Hello guys and dolls. Ding Dong. News   Gigs (ryan) lifts gag off of Imogen, is that ball and gag. No it means that she can talk to the press. Hmm has she not been doing that anyway!. I had that Imogen Thomas back at a party at my flat, she had to much to drink and trashed the place, she is banned bloody home wrecker. In other news it was the Brit's last night, yes the British Musical Calender of the year, basically when over inflated ego's give themselves another pat on the back for another great marketing year. As hardly any of the artist's write there own tracks. Blur were nominated for life time achievement award, life time achievement, showing that Oasis front man Noel Gallagher must of been lying when he said that Damon Albarn had aids. The big story of the Brits is that Adelle flipped her middle finger, as James Corden rushed her on for taking to long, The true story is that she heard that the buffet cart was closing.  Read all about it alien spacecraft seen hovering over New Mexico. I have just watched the footage and I don't think that I'm about to meet a alien, however maybe they have been here for years , as Katie Holmes could be one. Let's look at the fact's she stays with a SCIENtiologist, she never gets to leave the house, like roger the alien from American Dad. She has weird alien eye's. Also she eats her young. Well I have never seen her child since it's birth. Oh and she is a bitch, like from the film alien not  sigourney weaver , the alien.