Kindling?

Well, Well, Well, Is where water is stored. Anyway "howdy partners". Biggest news story of the year has to be that Towie Stars?are under attack!. In a separate attack one of them was attacked in a nightclub instead of GBH it could be a GHD moment. Second attack was on there hair salon. It was firebombed, now i'm no Columbo, however it would not surprise me that it was not one of them. I mean these fame hungry cow's would do anything for some publicity!. Another theory is that they were to stupid to figure out what a on/off switch means. Supermum Victoria Beckham (VB) , be peter if she was called Victoria Deckham, as then she would be (VD). Who decides that she is a supermum, cause she has a nanny looking after the kids. Surely a supermum would be a mum that takes the time to look after there kids on a limited budget and keeps the kids from turning into menaces, or at least tries to. That's a supermum, not a egotistical workshy , pounting  cun*. Kindles are coming down in price. Ah the kindles, the pad that is a book, that is a pad that is not a book but is a book. Hmmm small problem with a kindle, there nothing like a book!. First off there battery powered. You can't swat a fly with them for fear of braking the screen. Also if your out of bog paper you can't take it into the toilet and rip a couple of pages off. So there nothing like a book. Plus looking into a pad would cause more strain to the eyes than a book ever could. So you purchase a kindle, and then you have to pay money for the e- books, that you want to read. What a offer. Bill Gates would be proud of this marketing strategy. As basically he has been reeming humans for many years, with his pentium processors, 4, 5,, 7.8 ,Infact it was not until Bill Conman Gates got his hands on Microsoft that electronics even dealt in decimals. Bill Gates king of ballbags!!! .