Terry Choc Orange

Gddday, I cant not believe what I woke up to this morning, politician caught speeding, then the downright cheek of Chris Hume thinking he can get away with it. No mate in the words of Alan Bast*rd, I mean Alan Sugar your FIRED!!!. Also in the news the arse wipe of football has been stripped of the England captaincy, again. Shagging your best mates wife, he got away with. Street brawl he got away with. Saying racist comments to other black players. He should be banned for 2 years. He is a total asshole, the biggest prick in football (he wishes). Also in the news well 5 news, so no one was watching it. Was that all 20 premiership's clubs will support coming out if your gay. So far not one player has come out to say there gay. Could you imagine the chants, "Does your boyfriend know your here". I mean it is shocking that we live in 2012 and people are scared to say there sexuality for fear of harassment. Mind you in yob culture, which basically still is living and breathing in the football terraces, why would you!. As I fear that "Does your boyfriend know your here". Would have more swear words and anti gay innuendos than would be said by Graham Norton on a night out. Also Pipa Middleton is in the news as alas she dates some twa* from Hogwarts. No not Daniel Radcliffe, or Voldemort, mind you out of the whole of hogwarts he would at least pump her, as out of 10 years all the wizards do is snog. However in the first book Harry Potter and the Philosphers Stone. Harry is playing with his wand under the duvet(Jk Rowlinginit words not mines!). Speaking of Daniel Radcliffe. Do you think he can shake the shackles of Harry Potter, I don't think he will, He will always be a half muckle to me. I mean I fear that he might end up like Mark Hammil, bleat about how he should be more recognised than the rest of the cast of star wars. Even RD-D2 is more famous and likeable than Mark Hammil and he's played by a midget. Got to love midgets though, people that don't see a midgets for who they are long sighted instead of short sighted   BOOM BOOM xx