BPD MAN

What a year 2011 was, civil unrest in Egypt, personally I blame the pyramid scheme. Then we had Tunisia, god can people just not try to get along. Its like countries leaders, get annoyed cause one has ate the last cookie at nursery. Then we had the Royal Wedding. I was suppose to be at the Royal Wedding but the rifle bullets didn't fit the rifle, god dam eBay. Then there was the London Riots, there has not been so much destruction in the London area since Michelle Mcmanus visited London Swimming Pool, many Japanese tourists though it was Godzilla, but then they realised that Godzilla does not have ginger hair. Osama was gunned down in his one million pound house, Davina and Channel 4 could of called it the Million Pound Drop Live. Then was the turn of the hurricane ballbag, bawbag in Glasgow. That is my review of the 2011, boom boom 2012 baby and what will begin the year. The return of hurricane bawbag, mental is it, Americans call there hurricanes George, katrina. Scotland hurricane bawbag, next one will be pishflaps, followed by hurricane Mc Cunty. Winds are mental are they they manage to blow down trees and create rail chaos to passengers. I mean come on mother nature, is that all you can do to Scotland disrupt my rail time table, terrorists seem to have the same idea, as does late train drivers.


Another dictator going the way of the do do, its a bad time for megalomaniac, I think other people are looking at other professions, supposdely Robert Mugambi son is looking at a nursing degree, It certainly is safer than the role of dictator. I mean least hitler has some company in hell, he wont be bored, osama bin laden, kim jong the 2, and colneol gadaffi duck. Who will be joining them, personally I think Peter Andre should be down there with them for crimes against humanity. You know that its a new year, as TV is utter gash, think all the soaps have had there big story lines, so now these programmed muppets have to wait all year for the story to be built up again to predictable bullshit. Anyway im going to sign off, thanks for taking the time to read my blogg xxx