Pride and Predjuce review Monday January the 9th

Hello !. I have just watched Pride and Prejudice the 2005 edition, with such actors as Donald Sutherland, and Myra Hyndley and Ian Brady. Well should of been.  They could of spiced up a rather keck storyline. All that happens is that one mum, panics and decides that one of her 5 daughters must be married for fear of ending up as spinsters, on the scrapheap.  Mr Bingley , in this he's a ginger headed twat arrives , holds a ball, a function  whereby a bunch of free loaders fill there faces and freelaod, think of a travellers campsite.  Mr Darcy comes to the ball with Mr Bingley.  Mr Darcy has a face on him all night, Jane falls for Mr Bingley, cause of his wealth, as Kayne West puts she is a gold digger, she ain't messing with no broke African American, (don't really wont to be writing that name that black home boy's call themselves. So anyway Mr Darcy likes Elizabeth, which is played from Keara Knightly, which is good looking but has a flat chest like a burst beach ball. She then hates Mr Darcy likes him, hates him agin, my god just fu** already. Then enters another ballabg Mr Wickham, hes a solider, but a bad solider ah, then he makes up some bullshit story , like Dawn French is thin, then he buggers off with Lydia, Mr darcy decides he wants to bang Elizabeth, but then Lydia decides to spoil the party, just as Mr Darcy was practising his spooning on some prostitute, no that never happened should of though. So then he writes a note to say im no a bastard, Elizabeth loses interest. Is that not the case with most women. Then Mr Wickham goes the padeo route and marries a 15 year old, then he bangs her, everyone is fine with it , and even shave a meal with a padeophile. Then Elizabeth fuck*s off somewhere to have a swoon and a cry. Then Mr Darcy asks her to marry her, she says no, he likes fuc* this , who does she this she is, i'm off to have a fight. Again like most men after rejection. He goes off somewhere in the distance, she returns home. Mr Bingley pumps Jane, Mr Darcy marry's Elizabeth after saying how honourable he is. I think either Jane Austen got bored and never wrote in a wedding, or production ran out of money. I would have the alt wedding, there's a massive fire and cause there is no smoke alarms back then they all burnt to death, apart from Elizabeth who turns into a mutant, who gives head for silver, only silver. Just my view so bite me,. You never had to endure two hours of this pish for Higher English aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh