Potholes and Burns Unit

Driving in Edinburgh is murder, especially when trying to leave the bloody place. It's like the perfect storm, you go down one road and then another and just when you think your getting out of the place, just like the 50m wave in the film. There is a road work sign, saying Due to unforeseen circumstances, there are roadworks for the next god however. Here's another thing in my native Aberdeen there are potholes everywhere, now before all the student stoners run out and start searching for holes of hashish, no I mean holes in the road. So big that if you look down them you can see spurlocking going on. When is Aberdeen City Council going to take there finger out of there arse and wipe it clean it and sort these roads. This is murder for any car drivers, although it is amusing when you see a smug cyclist falling down one, reminiscent  from a scenes from a Charlie Chaplin film. I was at the Beach Ballroom on Saturday waiting on ass hole's for a Charity night. And they were having a Burns Supper, yes I know ladda da. Then the addressed the haggis, this took 2 poems and a song and then a 10 minute spiel. I was beginning to think that the the Royal Mail was part of the addressing and the haggis was  lost in the post. Have a good night everyone xx