The Estate

In the news today.  The Irish have there own version of the scheme, called the estate. So does that mean that the english will have the block, the welsh will have the bog. The television has just noticed that on every outskirt of a town is a skid mark of a city.  (input your own city, )I wonder what the Irish will be about, right you Catholic you cant walk down this road, during our orange march. Instead of Dana and Marvin, it would be Daffy and Maguire. Did you know that Maguire means son of the beige one, no me either. I didn't even know beige existed until 2008, when I was in DFS, looking around at sofa's. Other news, Demi Moore is suffering from exhaustion, I know what she is talking about my box of tissues were exhausted sitting through Disclosure. I had a cold. Anyway, she is maybe exhausted for putting up with one of the UN funniest men that will ever walk into her life, yes that's right Ashton Kutcher, unless she starts dating James Belushi. Lastly , pensioner aged 77, is dealing heroin. SHOCK, actually he was Jehovah witness DOUBLE SHOCK. I mean could you imagine that. Knock Knock, Hi I wondered if I could talk to you about our lord, he came from us to from the almighty, Some people see his mother as Mary of Bethlehem, she was a heroin, speaking of heroin you wanting to buy a £10.00 bag. till the morn x