Hello!. Right god knows how , but bloody Face book blocked my blog. No idea why. I think I have fought my case though. SO three cheers for the return of the blog. The content is not that bad. Anyway in the news today. American soldiers have urinated on Iraq's prisoners. I mean why would you do that. I tell you why, you send over people, there will be morons in every batch.  This is what happens, uneducated soldiers at a young age fighting in a unjust war. See brutal things, going to mess with anyone's mind. I'm not condoning what they did. I'm just sayign this is what will occur.! Mind you surprised I'm not talking about a hospital being blown up by friendly fire. Americans they do love to hit a big thing with a red cross. Wonder why England is not blown up, I mean that's basically a red cross. I think that's why Americans that have colour blindness are not allowed in the army. In other news Wonga.com Or that fat annoying bloke that just shouts wonga! no not Lenny Henry, he's black and doe's the hotels, No not the guy that does the Go Compere adverts. The fat dickhea*. well there in lot's of trouble as they have offered loans to pay for student's. I would love to see the Wonga.com studetn loans form. Why do you want a loan from Wonga.com for?.  Bullshi* answer. I have many travelling expenses. I have to catch two buses a day. I have 6 course books to buy at 40.00 pounds each. I have to help my impartial blind sister to campus, she needs constant care. Real answer. Basically me Barry and Egan are going to go on a 4 day bender in Lu ton, then onto Newcastle, we will be doing a variety of shots and other drink. Then I have to pay a deposit for the hotel room and cause I'll be sick all over the hotel suite. I will lose my 200.00 pounds deposit. Also need to pay for round 2, a night out in Liverpool Come on. Speak the morn x 

Good Evening, "They may take our lives but they will never take our FREEDOM". Yes that's right our very own William Wallace, Mr Brave-heart himself, Alex Salmond. OK He's hardly  William Wallace, I gather that, he's 20 stone overweight and carry s a briefcase instead of a broadsword. However he doe's have a Brave-heart, as you would need, to consume that amount of daily cholesterol. He state's that Scotland wants a independence, no you do! we dont!. We will never get a independence, many moons ago we fought for a Iindependecce, got it gained our freedom and the one day thought nah it's overrated. However Scotland wants it again, we want to fly solo again. I mean look at all the money that is being made from the oil from England. We want to make our own oil and the revenue to stay in Scotland!. Yeah cause were going to see that money?. 10 years from now if Scotland has it's Independence. I'm will be sending my children to there gold plated school, in Lamborghini's, instead of packing the cheap Asda yogurt's, with all this money, it's  Muller Rice as i'm rich. Thank God i'm Scottish?. Note to  Mr Salmond it's not going to happen, so just give up the ghost, pack up your little battle reenactment of Bannockburn, put them back in the cupboard and take off your wig, put away your light sabre and stop pretending to be bloody William Wallace all the time and wise up.             x 

Independence what a laugh

Good Evening, "They may take our lives but they will never take our FREEDOM". Yes that's right our very own William Wallace, Mr Brave-heart himself, Alex Salmond. OK He's hardly  William Wallace, I gather that, he's 20 stone overweight and carry s a briefcase instead of a broadsword. However he doe's have a Brave-heart, as you would need, to consume that amount of daily cholesterol. He state's that Scotland wants a independence, no you do! we dont!. We will never get a independence, many moons ago we fought for a Iindependecce, got it gained our freedom and the one day thought nah it's overrated. However Scotland wants it again, we want to fly solo again. I mean look at all the money that is being made from the oil from England. We want to make our own oil and the revenue to stay in Scotland!. Yeah cause were going to see that money?. 10 years from now if Scotland has it's Independence. I'm will be sending my children to there gold plated school, in Lamborghini's, instead of packing the cheap Asda yogurt's, with all this money, it's  Muller Rice as i'm rich. Thank God i'm Scottish?. Note to  Mr Salmond it's not going to happen, so just give up the ghost, pack up your little battle reenactment of Bannockburn, put them back in the cupboard and take off your wig, put away your light sabre and stop pretending to be bloody William Wallace all the time and wise up.             x 

Labour hmmmmm

Hello again. I have had a eventful day, I was in my special little meetings today. There is as confusing as 4 piece sofa. Or more confusing than the ending of Captain America. Now that is confusing. Or giving a gay man a pair of tits, Or giving a lady Boy of Bangkok her special area back. Or as confusing as a well known rich chef, stealing wine for the buzz of it, strange if he was really wanting a buzz from stealing, why not steal a tin of lighter fluid. In the news Labour Leader Ed Milliband says that he can tackle the recession and lead us into a brighter future. I mean Ed Milliabnd the new boy, looks like he has been born with a set of cutlery up his arse, never mind a silver spoon. If he did have a set of silver cutler, I bet the grease boy would be up his  arse  arranging it, He would be saying "tsk tsk, is it serving spoon right , then fork and then knife". I mean he took over from slack jaw mcgraw (Gordon Brown). Personally I thought Gordon Brown was a pelican, that's why he wears a bib as when he speaks there is water spirting everywhere. Also if you look closley down his throat you can see a fish, that has been there since last october.


 So Milliband what are you going to do about poverty?, and rising house costs?, and the state of the NHS?. Milband "oh let me sort this cutlery set up my arse", now is it fork, spoon?, see even if he gets elected in, he will just do what the Tories have done , complain, moan and debate for numerous hours, after many  and heated exchanges, That's right (NOTHING). David Cameron and Nick Clegg,to David Cameron "Here David I thought I took on politics to make a difference to the world" , David  Cameron to Nick Clegg , "Yeah who told you that shite".  So we belive you Ed Milliband, looking forward to sweeping changes in goverment. Well see!

Pride and Predjuce review Monday January the 9th

Hello !. I have just watched Pride and Prejudice the 2005 edition, with such actors as Donald Sutherland, and Myra Hyndley and Ian Brady. Well should of been.  They could of spiced up a rather keck storyline. All that happens is that one mum, panics and decides that one of her 5 daughters must be married for fear of ending up as spinsters, on the scrapheap.  Mr Bingley , in this he's a ginger headed twat arrives , holds a ball, a function  whereby a bunch of free loaders fill there faces and freelaod, think of a travellers campsite.  Mr Darcy comes to the ball with Mr Bingley.  Mr Darcy has a face on him all night, Jane falls for Mr Bingley, cause of his wealth, as Kayne West puts she is a gold digger, she ain't messing with no broke African American, (don't really wont to be writing that name that black home boy's call themselves. So anyway Mr Darcy likes Elizabeth, which is played from Keara Knightly, which is good looking but has a flat chest like a burst beach ball. She then hates Mr Darcy likes him, hates him agin, my god just fu** already. Then enters another ballabg Mr Wickham, hes a solider, but a bad solider ah, then he makes up some bullshit story , like Dawn French is thin, then he buggers off with Lydia, Mr darcy decides he wants to bang Elizabeth, but then Lydia decides to spoil the party, just as Mr Darcy was practising his spooning on some prostitute, no that never happened should of though. So then he writes a note to say im no a bastard, Elizabeth loses interest. Is that not the case with most women. Then Mr Wickham goes the padeo route and marries a 15 year old, then he bangs her, everyone is fine with it , and even shave a meal with a padeophile. Then Elizabeth fuck*s off somewhere to have a swoon and a cry. Then Mr Darcy asks her to marry her, she says no, he likes fuc* this , who does she this she is, i'm off to have a fight. Again like most men after rejection. He goes off somewhere in the distance, she returns home. Mr Bingley pumps Jane, Mr Darcy marry's Elizabeth after saying how honourable he is. I think either Jane Austen got bored and never wrote in a wedding, or production ran out of money. I would have the alt wedding, there's a massive fire and cause there is no smoke alarms back then they all burnt to death, apart from Elizabeth who turns into a mutant, who gives head for silver, only silver. Just my view so bite me,. You never had to endure two hours of this pish for Higher English aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sundays and Implants

Sunday bloody Sunday, Sundays are so dull are they?. Your just waiting for the last part of your hangover to die off. You can't be bothered moving. The fear of the onset of work on the Monday. The TV schedule is worse than having a Sunday dinner with Heston Blumingthal., over indulgent with layers of bullshit. The news story of the past month, graces us again. Is the scandal of the implants that have been given by the NHS. Now I have never understood why anyone would want to give there right breast to have implants. I mean people are going to look at these women and say wow what a perfect size of boob's. The woman gets a wee lift, no pun intended. Then she feels good about herself, gets home undresses and see herself in the mirror, and boom she feels like crap, or feels a right tit, pun intended. So correct me if I'm wrong why would she con herself into thinking that she has large breasts when she doe's not. I mean say the builder catches a eye of the woman with the perfect breasts and wolf whistles, this lady thinks I'm not a piece of meat and takes the matter to court. Could the builder's lawyers find out that the breasts that she had were fake and claim that he would of never whistled if they were saggy. There is a chance he could get away with it. I mean a lot of these women have had there breasts done for image and vanity, and  now they complain, as they might be faulty. Jesus just be happy with the body that you have. You might have small breasts, but a nice figure.  I now call these women Narcissus Implantus,  named after the greed god of vanity and implants, xx

Sat 7th of Jan +Study's and Researchers , bite me

I can't wait for the weekend to beign. Oh wait it has!. In today's news, killings, terrorist threats and people dying. I mean where is all the funny stories, such as policeman caught wanking, that's a Bobbie on the beat. You really have to look hard not to find doom and gloom in the news, it's all scaremonger at its best. Which makes it very hard to write a blog. In the news today a bag of groceries costs less now than 1852. WOW. Some total ball bag spent gods knows how much money on this study. I mean who cares if eggs are cheaper or dearer. Go and get a real job you plank! (insert the letter w to change plank to _ank). A Christmas dinner for six will cost more than last year, wait a minute I thought groceries were cheaper. Good to see that Nottingham University has put all the Sheriff of Nottingham taxes to good use. I mean what they going to study next, a man that lifts a toilet seat,  never actually pees on it, it's actually getting a man to lift in the first place says professor Armold Gumble from Michigan, he studied 100 men against one toilet for lifting the yadda , bladda cock off .... In other news I got a jar of Uncle Ben's sweet and sour for a £1.00, I'm going to have a sweet and sour chicken, that will make me feel good. Professor Bruce from Toronto says that Chicken gives us the feel good factor if eaten in moderation, 2 seconds people,     thud, thump, punch , kick, stomp, whack, ow, ow ow, keep quiet Bruce, it's for your own good. That's better, I feel all relaxed now, Till the morn x